Anti organised religion. Animal loving nut. Depressed, but hanging in. Posi straight edge. Asexual. Broken but still going. A child of this generation.

24th March 2012

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wholoves-trueblood: Lafayette is a sassy bitch! I miss Lafayette…I think it’s time for a true blood marathon.

wholoves-trueblood:

Lafayette is a sassy bitch!

I miss Lafayette…I think it’s time for a true blood marathon.

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21st March 2012

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ramirezdahmerbundy: “After my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from my neck? That would be the pleasure to end all pleasures.” In his own words, Peter Kurten aspired to become “the most celebrated criminal of all time.” He didn’t quite make it - other criminals are more famous, including his role model, Jack the Ripper. Still, though Kurten fell short of that goal, he can lay claim to another distinction. In a century that has produced a slew of sadistic lust killers, Kurten, in the view of many experts, may have been the most appalling of all. The household Kurten grew up in - a single room occupied by ten family members - was a hotbed of depraved sex. His father was a vicious drunk who habitually forced himself upon his wife in front of the children and was jailed for the rape of his thirteen-year-old daughter. Kurten, too, engaged in sex with his sisters. Young Kurten’s favourite form of sexual activity, however, wasn’t incest but beastiality. A neighbor who worked as a dog catcher taught the boy how to torture and masturbate animals, forging an early link in Kurten’s already twisted psyche between sadistic cruelty and sexual release. Between the ages of thirteen and fifteen, he committed countless acts of beastiality with pigs, sheep, and goats, deriving particularly intense pleasure from stabbing the animal to death while having intercourse with it. At fifteen, Kurten - already a habitual thief - was arrested and jailed, the first of a long string of prison sentences. Altogether, he would spend more than half his forty-seven years behind bars. Between 1899 and 1928, during those periods when he managed to stay at large, he may have committed as many as three murders, though none was ever pinned on him. A raging pyromaniac, he also derived sexual satisfaction from torching barns, another of his favourite pastimes. Kurten took a wife in 1921, winning the consent of his bride-to-be in an unconventional way: he threatened to kill her if she refused to marry him. Until Kurten himself confesses to the unspeakable truth, his loyal, long-suffering wife remained completely unaware that she was wed to the infamous “Monster of Dusseldorf.” Kurten earned that nickname in 1929. During that year, he unleashed an unprecedented torrent of violence, attacking twenty-nine people between February and November. This blood spree came to an end with the strangling and frenzied stabbing of a five-year-old girl, Gertrude Alberman. A few days later - in emulation of his idol, Jack the Ripper - Kurten sent the police a letter. In it, he directed the to the savaged remains of the Alberman girl, as well as to the body of another of his victims, a housemaid he had stabbed twenty times and sodomized after death. Fore more than a year, the citizens of Dusseldorf lived in terror. The police did everything possible to track down the killer, questioning nearly a thousand suspects and following hundreds of leads. But Kurten was hellishly difficult to track. Most lust killers prefer a single kind of weapon and a certain type of victim. But Kurten used axes, scissors, hammers, knife, and his bare hands to kill the young and old, male and female alike. In May 1930, Kurten mysteriously let a young woman go after attempting to rape her. Seventy-two hours later, he was under arrest. In custody, he spilled out his unspeakable story in amazing detail. Among other facts, authorities learned that - besides his other perversions - Kurten was a vampire, who drank the blood of various victims, and he had once experienced an ejaculation after cutting the head off a sleeping swan and guzzling the blood from the neck stump. Convicted of nine murders, he was guillotined in July 1931.

ramirezdahmerbundy:

“After my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from my neck? That would be the pleasure to end all pleasures.”

In his own words, Peter Kurten aspired to become “the most celebrated criminal of all time.” He didn’t quite make it - other criminals are more famous, including his role model, Jack the Ripper. Still, though Kurten fell short of that goal, he can lay claim to another distinction. In a century that has produced a slew of sadistic lust killers, Kurten, in the view of many experts, may have been the most appalling of all. The household Kurten grew up in - a single room occupied by ten family members - was a hotbed of depraved sex. His father was a vicious drunk who habitually forced himself upon his wife in front of the children and was jailed for the rape of his thirteen-year-old daughter. Kurten, too, engaged in sex with his sisters. Young Kurten’s favourite form of sexual activity, however, wasn’t incest but beastiality. A neighbor who worked as a dog catcher taught the boy how to torture and masturbate animals, forging an early link in Kurten’s already twisted psyche between sadistic cruelty and sexual release. Between the ages of thirteen and fifteen, he committed countless acts of beastiality with pigs, sheep, and goats, deriving particularly intense pleasure from stabbing the animal to death while having intercourse with it. At fifteen, Kurten - already a habitual thief - was arrested and jailed, the first of a long string of prison sentences. Altogether, he would spend more than half his forty-seven years behind bars. Between 1899 and 1928, during those periods when he managed to stay at large, he may have committed as many as three murders, though none was ever pinned on him. A raging pyromaniac, he also derived sexual satisfaction from torching barns, another of his favourite pastimes.

Kurten took a wife in 1921, winning the consent of his bride-to-be in an unconventional way: he threatened to kill her if she refused to marry him. Until Kurten himself confesses to the unspeakable truth, his loyal, long-suffering wife remained completely unaware that she was wed to the infamous “Monster of Dusseldorf.” Kurten earned that nickname in 1929. During that year, he unleashed an unprecedented torrent of violence, attacking twenty-nine people between February and November. This blood spree came to an end with the strangling and frenzied stabbing of a five-year-old girl, Gertrude Alberman. A few days later - in emulation of his idol, Jack the Ripper - Kurten sent the police a letter. In it, he directed the to the savaged remains of the Alberman girl, as well as to the body of another of his victims, a housemaid he had stabbed twenty times and sodomized after death. Fore more than a year, the citizens of Dusseldorf lived in terror. The police did everything possible to track down the killer, questioning nearly a thousand suspects and following hundreds of leads. But Kurten was hellishly difficult to track. Most lust killers prefer a single kind of weapon and a certain type of victim. But Kurten used axes, scissors, hammers, knife, and his bare hands to kill the young and old, male and female alike. In May 1930, Kurten mysteriously let a young woman go after attempting to rape her. Seventy-two hours later, he was under arrest. In custody, he spilled out his unspeakable story in amazing detail. Among other facts, authorities learned that - besides his other perversions - Kurten was a vampire, who drank the blood of various victims, and he had once experienced an ejaculation after cutting the head off a sleeping swan and guzzling the blood from the neck stump. Convicted of nine murders, he was guillotined in July 1931.

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21st March 2012

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Sirius Black

  1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
  2. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
  3. Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
  4. Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
  5. Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
  6. Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

  1. Neville and Being Badass.
  2. Neville and Being Badass.
  3. Neville and Being Badass.
  4. Neville and Being Badass.
  5. Neville and Being Badass.
  6. Neville and Being Badass
  7. Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

  1. Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
  2. Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
  3. Filch and Nothing Significant.
  4. Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
  5. Filch and I Love Umbridge.
  6. Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
  7. Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

  1. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
  2. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
  3. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
  4. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
  5. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
  6. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
  7. Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

  1. Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
  2. Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
  3. Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
  4. Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
  5. Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
  6. Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
  7. Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

  1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
  2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
  3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
  4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
  5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
  6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
  7. Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

  1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
  2. Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
  3. Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
  4. Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
  5. Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
  6. Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
  7. Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

  1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
  2. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
  3. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
  4. Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

  1. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
  2. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
  3. Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
  4. Dumbledore and the DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?
  5. Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
  6. Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
  7. Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

  1. Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
  2. Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
  3. Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
  4. Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
  5. Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
  6. Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
  7. Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

  1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
  2. Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
  3. Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
  4. Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
  5. Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
  6. Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
  7. Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

  1. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  2. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  3. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  4. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  5. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  6. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  7. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

  1. Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
  2. Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
  3. Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
  4. Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
  5. Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
  6. Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
  7. Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.

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21st March 2012

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voldy92:

my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000

like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago

then I realize it was actually 17

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